This circus is really getting good. We have a grand domicile on a piece of property addressed as  1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. which is home temporarily( it is hoped) to the world’s most powerful  elected leader. Recently a stealth figure who, in one description by the McKlatchy-Tribune news service “hopped” over the perimeter’s fence  and in another description  by the same source “jumped” over said fence. “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick,” except this “candlestick”  is over  9 feet high. From there he sprinted toward the front door as awakened Secret Service Officers  yelled for him to stop. Ignoring the barking of the sleepy –eyed  agents he accessed  the home’s interior before eventually being tackled by a brave Officer. He was armed with a deadly  pocket knife with a 3 1/2” blade. Close call for all concerned.

One may legitimately muse whether this might be a harbinger to Mr. Obama who, it is rumored, has concocted plans to grant amnesty to heaven only knows how many millions of  illegal aliens who have come across our wide open southern border. It would be one of those cruel twists of irony if our dishonorable guests become legal with a stroke of one  those infamous Executive Orders  while the poor sap that skillfully accessed what is presumably one of the nation’s most secure bastions does 20 years in Leavenworth! Listo?

Dale L. Bohling

Crescent City, Ca