girl I choose.”

He said, “no.”

I told him, “she is Bill Gates’s daughter.”

He said, “yes.”

I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates said, “no.”

I told Bill Gates, “my son is the CEO of the world bank.”

Bill Gates said, “yes.”

I called the president of the world bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, “no.”

I told him, “my son is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”

He said, “yes.”

And that’s exactly how politics works. And thus, began the practice of

hiring morons to work in influential positions of government. This

practice remains unbroken to this day.

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